You end up filling out dumb surveys like this!!If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?
Lisa: I would be a penguin because they have the same partner for their whole lives and they woddle funny.
Kody: I would be a large pine tree in the forest next to a creek.
If you were a Star Trek or Star Wars character, which one would you be?
Lisa: Princess Leah cuz thats the only girl that’s in there and I don’t know who else is even in there.
Kody: Luke Skywalker because he is the only guys name I can remember form the show.
What is your favorite color?
Lisa: pink cuz its cute
Kody: Blue
You are invited to a large cocktail party at a country club. When you arrive, the room where the party is being held is already over half full of people. How do they react to you when you enter the room?
Kody - They continue about their business. My friends come over and start talking.
Lisa -The ones in front turn and smile, and then the people I know wave me over to their group.
Why are manhole covers round?
Lisa: cuz the holes are round.
Kody - Because it is easier to roll the heavy lid across the street when needed.
What is your favorite drink?
Kody - ¾ PARTS EGGNOG, ¼ PART MILK
Lisa - Sparkling Cider cuz its fancy and romantic.
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Lisa - Grapes, cheese, eggs, milk, green peppers, and butter
Kody - Yogurt, almost empty jug of milk, and cottage cheese, little Mexican milk bottles that were only 88 cents at WalMart.
What is the last book you read?
Kody - The Book of Mormon, Learning in Real Time
Lisa - Pride and prejudice, the Ensign, the Procrastinator’s handbook, and Parenting love and logic.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?
Kody - BILL GATES
Lisa - Sonora, from wild hearts can’t be broken because she dives horses and has a lot of ambition, and cuz she dates Al Carver.
What was the last movie you went to see?
Kody - BatMan
Lisa - Mama mia.
What is your favorite song?
Kody - Somewhere out there - The Moody Blues
Lisa - No se tu by luis miguel
How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew?
Kody - A database is a group of documents organized together on a computer. You can enter it and locate the specific information on the documents.
Lisa - A database is part of a computer. It helps keep information, it makes it easy for us to use.
How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Lisa - 1,000,000
Kody - 78,000
If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Lisa - Queen
Kody - King
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
Lisa - Sleeping Beauty cuz she grew up in a cottage.
Kody - Alladin because I get a genie and more wishes.
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
Lisa - Reece Witherspoon cuz she’s spunky.
Kody -TOM HANKS
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
Lisa - I would want Mary Poppins powers to clean the house and make dinner with a snap of my fingers.
Kody - to be able to fly
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Lisa - I’m drawing a blank.
Kody - The Man Who Knew
If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?
Lisa - Travel with Kody & Trace to Mexico and be around family and friends and eat all the chocolate cake I wanted.
Kody - Take out a large insurance policy on myself and spend the time with family with frequent trips to Mexico and other warm places.
If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?
Lisa - Crem brulee – Its rich and fancy and good.
Kody - Double barbecue bacon cheeseburger with a side of avacodo.
If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?
Lisa - Light Italian
Kody - Ranch
If you were a car, what kind would you be?
Lisa - Convertible volkswagon beetle, pink with white leather interriro and a daisy.
Kody - 2002 tan FORD EXPLORER
If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
Lisa - Woman poisons her husband with raw chicken.
Kody - Man poisoned by wifes raw chicken.
In a small room you have a refridgerator, if you left the door of the 'fridge open would the temp in the room fall or would the temp in the 'fridge rise? Why?
Kody - The fridge would get warmer. It would try to get cold but soon would go into defrost mode andshut off (the same thing happens with air conditioners that are try to hard and end up freezing up and thus broken).
Lisa - The temperature in the fridge would rise. I don’t know the scientific reason why but I know this is the answer cuz I’ve done it.
At a Subway Restaurant Interview: What's the most important part of the sandwich?
Lisa - The Bread
Kody - The Bread
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